dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?

(via 1nth)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

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have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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duthalurkinmerkin:

This is the greatest photo i have ever taken of myself

i…

what

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